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Once upon a time there was a little bird named Blue. One day while flying through the woods, she crash-landed into a strange house and was knocked unconscious. Silly Blue.
[[Next|Hallway]]<<if $strong is true>>Blue is imbued with super strength from eating the beef jerky! Blue throws open the door and escapes to freedom!
<<elseif visited() is 1>>The big metal door is much too heavy for a tiny bird like Blue to open.
<<else>>Nope. Still too heavy. Blue will need to build some serious muscle if she wants to escape from this door.
[[Return|Hallway]]<</if>><<if visited() is 1>>When she came to, Blue found herself in a hallway. The walls are lined with [[objects|Stuff]] galore. Blue gets a little scared that an avalanche of forgotten items might smush her. She should escape.
<<else>>This is the hallway. There's lots of [[stuff|Stuff]] lying around.<</if>>
It looks like the hallway connects to a [[living room|Living]], a [[dining room|Dining]], and a [[bathroom|Sink]]. There's also a [[big metal door|Door]] and some [[stairs|Upstairs]].Blue is on the second floor. It looks like there is a [[closet|Closet]], a [[bathroom|Bathroom]], a [[master bedroom|Master]], and three other [[bedrooms|Bedrooms]]. She can also head back [[downstairs|Hallway]].<<if visited() is 1>>Blue finds some senbei! She tucks it away for later snacking.
<<set $senbei to true>>
<<elseif visited() is 2>>Blue sifts through some piles of miscellanea, but doesn't find anything of importance.
<<elseif visited() is 3>>Blue knocks over a mountain of papers and is buried. Next time she probably shouldn't mess with people's stuff so much.
The End<</if>>As Blue nears the living room, she hears a large rumbling snore. Better not to confront anything that can make that sound.
[[Retreat!|Hallway]]On one couch, there is a [[goat|Goat]] shuffling through cards and mumbling something about hordes of Elvis. Opposite the goat is a [[crazy lady|Lady]] doodling [[horrifying things|Doodle]].
From here, Blue can go to the [[kitchen|Kitchen]] or back to the [[hallway|Hallway]].Blue follows instructions above the sink on how to wash her hands. She's not sure that it applies to feathers, but she feels squeaky clean!
<<set $clean to true>>
[[Back|Hallway]]Blue encounters a giant! After cowering in a corner for a good five minutes, Blue notices the giant is brushing his teeth and didn't even notice her.
Blue decides to...
[[Escape!|Upstairs]] [[Cower!|Toothbrush]]These rooms are all closed. Blue peeks under the doors, but everything is dark.
[[Back|Upstairs]]There's a llama with an expression of considerable determination. The mouse clicks furiously. Blue decides to leave.
[[Back|Upstairs]]It seems like the bathroom is occupied. Blue gets the feeling that whoever is in there might not leave for a couple hours. Let's explore elsewhere.
[[Back|Upstairs]]The giant keeps on brushing his teeth for ever and ever. Eventually Blue gets tired of cowering and falls asleep.
When Blue wakes up, she finds herself in the front yard of the strange house. The giant must have released her. How wonderful! Blue leaves some flowers as a thank you and flies back home.
The EndBlue decides to ask the goat for help. In return for releasing her, the goat demands food. <<if $senbei is true>>Blue offers up the senbei she was saving. The goat seems dissatisfied with the small amount, but keeps his promise and opens the sliding glass door. Blue escapes to freedom!
<<else>>Blue has no food to give to the goat. She will have to find another way out.
[[Back|Dining]]<</if>>Blue decides to approach the crazy lady for help. Somehow the conversation leads to their favorite TV shows. After a night of marathoning, Blue and the crazy lady become best friends and they live happily ever after.
The EndBlue finds a bag of beef jerky! This magical food is rumored to bless the consumer with super strength. <<if $clean is true>>Blue snacks on some jerky.<<set $strong to true>><<else>>But Blue really shouldn't be eating with dirty hands.<</if>>
[[Back|Dining]]Blue takes a closer peek at the doodle. The incredible grossness is too much for her, and Blue passes out.
When Blue wakes up, she is in a big birdcage. Blue resolves to get revenge as soon as she gets out by pooping on the first important looking thing she sees.